Monday, March 12, 2012

Dear Lori:

I'm on my way home.

I should be furious with you for putting out wanted posters on me, but it turns out I don't have enough money to get to Greece (as you know book sales haven't been exactly stellar)and Stan turned out to be a really nice guy.

So thank you. Should be home by the weekend. There might be a slight detour.

Oh - Stan says hi.

4 comments:

  1. He's good but who the fuck is he?

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  2. Stan has a taxi. And a few days of free time. ;-)

    Besides, he wants to see Bryant-Denny stadium. It's sort of like a shrine to him. The Bear and all, you know. Alabama and Roll Damn Tide.

    Yup, Stan's an endangered species in Jawja, where Bulldogs rule. And bite, so I hear.

    There are very nice motels on I85. They make that looooog four hour trip a piece of cake. Which I used to reward Stan, because he didn't do so badly his own self.

    Woo hoo!!

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