I'd been writing for years and although I'd been published my sales were dismal.
I was thinking about giving up. But I'd just written a book I loved and it was my first full length novel that I was going to self-publish.
READ THIS OR SUFFER ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!!
I laughed. I snorted. I had diet soda come out of my nose. It hurt.
This woman, this Susan Bodendo (aka Super Earthling, aka Daisy Dexter Dobbs)
well, she's awesome. She deserves to be read. And so I did what any non-original person would do. I shared it on Facebook so my friends would be impressed. And they were.
And Susan Bodendo, this Super Earthling, said to me on Facebook
I know, right?
Well I loaded my little book
There's only one reason for it. Her name is Susan Bodendo (aka Super Earthling, aka Daisy Dexter Dobbs, aka my new guardian angel). Becausee she wished me sales, only a few hours later, I got them.
Her Facebook message was like a magic 8 ball.
FOLLOW SUSAN OR GET A YEAST INFECTION IN BAD BAD PERSONAL PLACES and she might send you a magic message too.
(You can follow her blog via the link on our sidebar.)
I do think Susan is very talented and although I can't credit her with all my sales success (which is limited success, as is) I do think the obvious connection between her message and my sales is obvious to anyone. She's magic. Deal with it.