Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Rock Addiction by Nalini Singh

Carolyn: So I bought this book, Rock Addiction by Nalini Singh. I love her psy-changeling books. She's a really great writer. And who can resist a contemporary with a sexy rock star?


Lori: Not you apparently. Have you read it yet? Because I tried it, especially after you've been telling me to read her.


Carolyn: Well I was telling you to read her series.


Lori: Now you're going to get specific?


Carolyn: It takes you about two years to read something I suggest. Then you read something different.


Lori: Notice how we're fighting to avoid reviewing this book?


Carolyn: Well most of romancelandia seemed to love the book.


Lori: Maybe we live on the outskirts of romancelandia. Or we live on romanceislandia. I did NOT like it. Hell, I couldn't get past the first chapters, it was so ridiculous and sex times as to be uninteresting.


Carolyn:  I'm not a big fan of insta-lust either. And these characters were at it so much I expected them to get bladder infections.


Lori: Heh. I might use that.


Carolyn: Bless your heart. Although I did like the secondary characters and their stories. Did you?


Lori: Didn't get far enough in the book to see any. Once Mr. Hottie banged the virgin librarian a million times the first night after not exchanging a single word with her previous to telling her he wanted to bang her, I needed an Advil.


And I most definitely did not want to read a story where a man thinks a hard dick means love and a virgin librarian thinks her first time with a stranger against a wall is perfectly okay. Not for me.


Carolyn: When did we get old?


Lori: When we lost interest in sex for sexs' sake?


Carolyn: Try her other series. Not as much sexy times and you'll like it, I promise.


Lori: Okay, okay. By the way, I have this weird hair growing on my chin...


Carolyn: Let me get the tweezers.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

NEW RELEASE!!! Losing Hope by Lori Green





Whoever said three times a charm wasn't counting on Hunter and Laci. Twice married and twice divorced, getting involved a third time would be the greatest folly of their lives. But Hunter is determined to prove to Laci that he can be her Price Charming while Laci just wants to start her own business and maybe adopt a cat. 

They have a hard history behind them but happily ever after doesn't care about what was, only about what can be. And with Laci's brother creating his own chaos, her friends going crazy for her ex and all the Ben and Jerry's she can buy, Laci might finally discover her happiness.

Friday, September 5, 2014

Night's Honor by Thea Harrison

I love Thea Harrison.

She's a definite autobuy for me and I await each book with impatience. Night's Honor was no exception.



It started out fine. The characterization was excellent and the plot was heating up. Tess was growing and changing and losing her fear (that was the main emphasis of the book) and Xavier was quietly falling in love.

Perhaps my problem with this book was that the conflict was mostly internal. There was one big scene where the bad guys ambush our heroes and that was it. The book sort of petered out after that. In fact, I couldn't believe it was finished when I got to the end. It was like the author couldn't decide whether to write a full length novel or a novella.

Frankly it felt like half a book. Okay, maybe three quarters. I was dissatisfied at the end and therefore in my lowly humble opinion (mlho) this book is not as good as Kinked or Oracle Moon or even Dragon Bound.

I did like the characters, but the storyline left me wanting more. Of course a Thea Harrison book is way above many others, so I can't complain too much. If I gave out stars, I would have to give this one four out of five.

Now I sit and wait (somewhat impatiently because tempus does fugit, you know) for her next one.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Nude Photos and Rape Culture

If you're not living under a rock currently, then you've heard about the hacker who hacked into the i-cloud and stole nude pictures of hundreds of women, most notably a number of celebrities.

Should I mention they were all women? That might be too obvious to have to mention.

In what's been interesting in reading about this is that as the usual people show up and say "What were they thinking? Never appear nude anywhere or you'll get what you deserve!" a number of others are saying no. No, women have a right to take photos of themselves. Women have a right to not have their pictures stolen and put online.

Wait a minute. What? Some people are suggesting the women themselves aren't to blame?

That's what's happening. For the first time that I can remember, people are actually pointing out that the hacker(s) is the one who broke the law, stole private property and did the wrong thing. And everyone who posts the pics and passes them around is perpetuating the crime.

It's a crime. It's a sex crime. And a lot of people seem to be insisting that people pay attention and stop blaming the victims.

Adding to that is the news that Cee-Lo Green pled guilty to drugging a woman's drink so he could have sex with her. Yup. She sued him and he plea bargained. But he also took to Twitter to point out that it can't be called rape if a woman is unconscious. According to Cee-Lo, it isn't rape if a woman can't remember it.

(So he drugs her so she passes out then fucks her while she's passed out but it isn't rape because she was passed out. Bet he thinks it isn't a crime in any way.)(I don't understand why he isn't in jail.)

BTW: Cee-Lo had a TV show that got cancelled. He's being called out by everyone alive for his rapey ways.

I know we have a long way to go but can I say that today the responses to these things made me feel happier. Rape isn't okay. Stealing women's photos aren't okay. And finally the world is starting to look at the larger picture and question why anyone might think that this is okay.

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Amazon and Why It's Awesome

People love to pile up on Amazon, suggesting it's the Evil Empire and Jeff Bezos is Darth Vader. I disagree. In fact, I tend to think of Bezos as the best thing to happen to authors since Google.

My story:

Carolyn and I wrote a book called Letters From Greece.
We published it with Lyrical Press, our publishers at the time. It sold poorly except for family. 

Lyrical sold itself to Kensington, we got rights back and we self-published the book. It sold a few copies. And when I say a few, I mean like 2 or 3. That's what sales are like.

Caveat:  most self-pubbed authors are not making money. We are not making money. If I see royalty payments for more than $10 a month I feel like a self-pubbing millionaire. Oh yeah. Eat me Courtney Milan! Ha!

So my file is messed up for Letters and I can't get it on Nook so right now it's Amazon only. And yes, I know about Smashwords and Kobo and All Romance and my sales there have been nil. Nada. Not worth the trouble of formatting. Amazon and B&N are the only games in Lori-town.

So Letters in Amazon only and signed up for KDP (Kindle Direct Publishing) which means it's Amazon only and one can run it free or play with it and Amazon loans it out in the KDP library. That's my only book that's KDP by the way. 

And Amazon did a soft promotion on it this summer (it is a good summer read). I have no idea what they did actually. But I did get an email from Amazon suggesting I might like to by it. And I imagine it's showed up in a few "If you like that, you might like this..."

How do I know this? Sales. Our sales have picked up. Again, not in the hundreds. More like 30 - 35 books monthly. But for us that's huge. It's outselling our other books and for once making the numbers fun. 

I'm still not going to put my books Amazon only because seriously, Yesterday's Headline, my favorite book, sells better on B&N. And I want people to read it.  But I do love me some Amazon.


Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Agnes and the Editor

I am so pissed right now.

I decided to reread Agnes and the Hitman by Jennifer Crusie because I wanted a fun Crusie reread and this is one of Carolyn's favorites.

It was the worst formatting for ebook that I've ever seen.

Despite the problems with italics and quotation marks, the book has a rather important scene near the end where the bad guy is trying to kill Agnes and then the scene cuts out in the middle and is right in the next chapter... finishing the fight scene a chapter later after the end of the book!

Someone must have been drunk.

Did nobody edit or even read the book when they released it?

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

His Furriness

I leave for Hawaii tomorrow and my life has been in a stage of panic and relief. Mostly panic.

To cope I've been reading the Kate Daniels series by Ilona Andrews. Carolyn has been begging me to read these books for years and the perfect time came and they've been a life saver.

I don't have the brain power to write a summary of the books or even too much detail: I am truly fried right now. But there's a few things I want to say:

1.  Kate is a kick-ass heroine who doesn't lose her kick. Even in love she's still a kick-ass. She loves him but it doesn't make her soft.

2. There is serious laugh out loud humor in these books. Every one of them has moments that I literally have cracked up.

3. The story will never go to the place you expect it to. Unless you have a mind that doesn't go to ordinary places. I don't. I'm always surprised.

4. Curran is cool. But I like to read about other male characters in this world. I mean, His Fuzziness is perfect for Kate. But I want me a piece of Raphael, thankyouverymuch.

Okay, my brain stopped working. I'm going to go watch Bachelor In paradise since that is a guaranteed no brains allowed kind of show.

Talk to you all next time from Paradise.