Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Writing the Porn

I'm trying to write porn. Honest to Gawd, penis/vagina, wet and sloppy with every act described in loving detail porn.

I'd rather shoot myself in the face.

There is nothing quite as tedious as writing a penis and a vagina and the things they do. Because ultimtely the act itself isn't half as interestiing as the things that lead up to it.

So why am I doing it? Because I want to write a specific story for a specific line at a specific publisher. And it needs to be porn.

Gads, might make me swear off sex forever.

4 comments:

  1. Let's try this again shall we...

    What if you used the construction leaflet for a piece of furniture that never quite went together the right way - you could substitute slot A and screw B with vagina and penis...

    I'm sure it would make the Kama Sutra look kinda tame lol

    :D

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  2. As long as it doesn't involve hammering...

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  3. And there goes the morning coffee all over the screen...

    LMAO!!

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