Friday, February 17, 2012

Search Phrases

I'm getting jealous. I keep seeing people posting on Facebook and Twitter that they can see what search words brought people to their blogs and they're always funny, slightly pornographic combos.

I want someone to find us the same way! said in a whiny, petulant voice...

So because I have the maturity level of a tadpole I'm going to put some searchwords here that I hope will attract some pervs.

sexual sludge dunking

goat wanking

little person private persuasions

george clooney is a male ho but we'd like to fuck him anyway

passive resistant water willies

pig orgasms

pierced polliwogs

having sex while blowing balloons and being cross-eyed

Okay pervs, come get us!!

1 comment:

  1. I really, really hate when she has too much time on her hands ....