I'm getting jealous. I keep seeing people posting on Facebook and Twitter that they can see what search words brought people to their blogs and they're always funny, slightly pornographic combos.
I want someone to find us the same way! said in a whiny, petulant voice...
So because I have the maturity level of a tadpole I'm going to put some searchwords here that I hope will attract some pervs.
sexual sludge dunking
little person private persuasions
george clooney is a male ho but we'd like to fuck him anyway
passive resistant water willies
having sex while blowing balloons and being cross-eyed
Okay pervs, come get us!!