Writing the Porn

I'm trying to write porn. Honest to Gawd, penis/vagina, wet and sloppy with every act described in loving detail porn.

I'd rather shoot myself in the face.

There is nothing quite as tedious as writing a penis and a vagina and the things they do. Because ultimtely the act itself isn't half as interestiing as the things that lead up to it.

So why am I doing it? Because I want to write a specific story for a specific line at a specific publisher. And it needs to be porn.

Gads, might make me swear off sex forever.