Well it's Monday morning and my self-cleaning oven is self-cleaning, my little girl cat is trying to hump my big girl cat (yes, I have a lesbian kitty) and I've decided to try and write porn.
This is going to be an experiment in porn writing. I have a story where the heroine was being forced to choose between two men but instead she's choosing them both. So there is going to be a threesome.
As an aside, a threesome is one of the few things I never did in my long and lusty career as a courtesan. Oh there were times I was tempted, especially when the Duke of Strappingonaham showed up at my door just as the Earl of Roastbeefonrye was leaving. I remember thinking to myself, "What a meaty repast those two would be."
Alas, it was not meant to happen.
So I'm thinking that I'll make a list of body parts and then number them for attention. A checklist of sorts. Neck nibbles? Check. Nipples sucked? Check. Lapping folds and mouthy goodness? Okey dokey.
The only thing is that I don't get off on the idea of double/dual penetration and the old blow job usually makes me gag in sympathy response. OMG! Speaking of such: I was reading a very popular author who described a blow job so deep that his pubic hair was brushing on her lip. Gads! I just gagged writing that.
Don't women in sex scenes have a gag reflex?
Anyway, I'll let you know how it goes. Right now I'm going to bake something chocolatey and then start my list. It's gonna be sprinkling sex here in Seattle today... hee hee.