Sunday, May 15, 2011

Dear Carolyn,

I decided to experience direct publishing to Kindle and added a short story:

It wasn't too hard with a short story but the idea of trying to format an entire book is giving me conniptions. However, anything worth doing is worth learning so I plan to learn more about this. Or beg Mollie to learn it and do it for me.

I was on Smashwords and looking at titles and oh my goodness, there sure is a lot of porn. And not just porn but porn with sopping love pots and huge manhoods. And all the heroines (is she a heroine when she's being porked by anyone with a jutting meat stick?) are just out of high school with perky DD cup boobs and asses that a man can fry on egg on.

The sex has thrusting and spewing and many orgasms. Orgasms of the my body started to shake with a feeling I never felt before. His root took seed deep inside me and and I heard the yodeling echoes of pleasure coming from my own throat.

I have so much to learn about writing sex.


  1. Lori - that Amazon listing looks so good. You go, girl!

    The rest of your post - it sort of compliments a post I'm considering. I'll have to do some digging around first, but I'm on a deadline (God, I've always wanted to say that, lol) since this current edit is due back on the 18th.

    As a matter of fact, I've got an idea for two posts. How strange and unusual.

    Needless to say, I won't be reading any porn. LMAO!

  2. I discovered something about self-publishing... if you misspell the name of your book, there's nobody else to point it out till too late.