Dear Carolyn,

I changed my mind. I don't know what exactly we're doing and I admit I got upset at the lack of responses we seem to get out here in the big, bad world. But then I thought about who we are and who we've created ourselves to be and I heard a voice as clear as day say:

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

So we'll make it work somehow. We'll muddle through in our own way with our hands clasped, our tongues in cheek and our Depends tightly on to catch the drizzles when we laugh.

Well, we are old...