Television, Tits and Temptation

So last night was the 1,000 episode of RAW (thats wrestling entertainment) and my daughter and I watched and enjoyed it BIG time.

Speaking of big time enjoyment, the final match between John Cena and CM Punk saw Punk turn heel and at one point in the match when Cena was "knocked out" (not really, it's all scripted) he had a really apparent boner. It was just so out of place as to be terribly funny.

The Bachelorette had her finale and I think there might be a real relationship there. Emily was crushing so hard on Arie throughout but at the end she chose Jef, which was a smart move on her point. Arie was a temporary relationship but Jef is a forever kind of guy. And as a single mother, Jef was the one man there who was concerned about meeting Emily's daughter and having a chance to bond before a ring went on the finger.

Over on GoodReads there's more dramas flaring and of course authors being stupid. I can't believe these deluded asswipes. I mean... I know we're all wanting to be loved and admired but really? Really?

I loved over on DA on the thread that would not die the Shit-terly actually forced Jane into creating a way to block comments. It was brilliant. Yay Jane.

And maybe one day the Shit will get a clue and stop telling women to accept and embrace when men make them victims. But I don't think so.

Letters From Greece got a review on Amazon and the reviewer didn't like the cover and said so. That was the open mouthed kiss that Carol and I didn't like either.

Oh, and over at Noble Romance Publishing, Jill Noble has resigned from running the business. Apparently she was the editor in chief but there was a money man elsewhere and now the money man is taking over the business. I have only one book with them and would never publish with them again (so rinky-dink with their editors) but it's interesting. I love how the business is named after the person who's leaving.

Reality Sucks, Unless It's Filmed

So I wasn't going to watch The Bachelorette this season because Emily's voice akes me want to strangle puppies and I have a low tolerance for that much sweetness. But I wanted to see the bachelors so I watched the first show and realized that Emily has something none of the other women have ever had: big balls.

Oh she's a wonder. She's Southern to a T, a real bless your heart kind of gal. But someone says the wrong thing and she's completely taking names and kicking 'em to the curb.

I lurve this woman.

And on HGTV's Next Design Star it's down to the final four and may I say yippee because 3 out of 4 of the finalists are black. And I'm hoping Hilari kicks it into high gear cause she's sweet and adorable and I'd watch a show she does. (But I think Danielle might win and that would make me happy also.)

My daughter has started to cook. So far it's been amazing and delicious. She made grilled cheese sandwiches, mashed potatoes and baked eggs (not as one meal.... these were different meals and different times). She wants to make fried chicken and I'm all for it. Yay and yum.

And on WWE recently it's been a real pain in the arse watching the emotional teenage angst of AJ. The writer's should be ashamed of themselves. Why they have these amazing athletic women and relegate them to nothing but an occasional conquest or bitch (as was the case with Eve) or teenager (please AJ, kick D-Bry in his pair and move the fuck along).

I truly would stop watching except once you've seen some of those bodies with the muscles glistening and the lumps of delight threatening to say hey, well, it's hard to turn away. I just want to know why Alberto Del Rio is the only wrestler with a package?