After 17 weeks and 4 days, Carina Press has rejected Bodice Rippers.
In summation: we received 2 revise and resubmits, one request to add more sex, one editor who said that marketing something as bizarre as our story would be a major challenge and a few straight out rejections.
We're disappointed because we want you to read our story. We really do. We don't want to charge you, we want to make you laugh.
We also don't want to post it here on this site because it's freaking impossible to edit other pages here. So we're wondering if any one of you knows how we can either make a file available to download or is there a place we can just throw our work out there for an audience.
Please let us know. We dream of universal domination via absurd, tongue in cheek romance writing.