I have a book coming out. In 2 weeks and three days my first novel/ebook will be released to an uncaring and unconcerned public. I'd like it to sell because I'd like people to read it and honestly, a few extra Benjamins are always appreciated in my household but I don't want to be one of those annoying Facebook/Twitter writers who acts as though the world should stop because I gots a book to sell.
So what does a writer do?
We can offer a release day give-away. We can... um, sacrifice a goat to the writing Gods for good fortune. And uh...
What have people done to get the word out but not annoy others? I want to have some fun with this truly and give away some copies as well as generate a little interest.
Ideas needed. The crazier the better.