I'm excited. Tomorrow is my big release day, and if it goes like other release days I'll end the day with a slightly upset stomach and a feeling of despair.
I barely know how to write books. I sure as hell don't know how to sell them.
I thought planning a release on inauguration day would be fun and I could have some laughs. Unfortunately, nobody is laughing. Nobody cares.
The last book I released was my novella Surviving America's Sweetheart and it got a great review on Dear Author and sold only a handful of copies.
So this time I approach release day with the anticipation of releasing my book into the world and the sad headache and stench of disappointment souring it all.
Wish me luck.