Our older fart (heehee) Carolyn has received good news indeed. Her second novel has been accepted for publication with Lyrical Press.
Usually I'd announce the title but since I think it sucks monkey balls with a case of motor oil on the side, I think we should take advantage of this great news with a little
CONTEST!
Name Carolyn's new opus and become part of it. You might be a gossip in the salon, a deputy in the police department or a crazed mountain man with a toothless grin and a big wanger.
What you need to know about the story:
Southern town in the mountains.
Older woman/widow named Sunny.
Younger handyman named Cas.
He's running from an abusive/murderous father.
Crazy mountain men with big wangers.
Don't be shy. Give us your best. After all, how many times can you say you were a character in a published novel?
I'll start the contest off:
ReplyDeleteSong Of Jeremiah. (I know it's misleading since there is no Jeremiah in the story but it's a cool title.)
Winning the Winsome Widow
Sunny With A Chance
Cas Me If You Can
Appalachian Sunrise
ReplyDeleteSunny Through Mountian Mists
Life Out of Ashes
Her Light Shines Through
CASablanca!
ReplyDeleteI've got it!
ReplyDeleteEither "Run, Cas, Run!"
Or
"Crazy Country Men With Big Wangers"
I'd like to be the dwarf clerk at the general store with uncontrollable dandruff and a hare lip. Thanks in advance!
Nice try, Lori. :p
ReplyDeleteLori left out one thing though - there is a crossroad ... *wiggles eyebrows*
I like Appalachian Sunrise, but absolutely refuse to consider any title with 'wanger' in it! Sorry 'bout that.
Nah, I'm not, lol.