Monday, July 30, 2012

How Susan Bodendo (aka Super Earthling) Turned Me Into a Bestselling Author

I was sad. I was very sad.
It was a bad time for me.

I'd been writing for years and although I'd been published my sales were dismal.

That's a sinking ship. It represents my sales and Noble Publishing. Ha.

I was thinking about giving up. But I'd just written a book I loved and it was my first full length novel that I was going to self-publish.

Depressed, I went on Facebook. And I saw a link and followed it.

READ THIS OR SUFFER ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!!

I laughed. I snorted. I had diet soda come out of my nose. It hurt.

This woman, this Susan Bodendo (aka Super Earthling, aka Daisy Dexter Dobbs)


well, she's awesome. She deserves to be read. And so I did what any non-original person would do. I shared it on Facebook so my friends would be impressed. And they were.

And Susan Bodendo, this Super Earthling, said to me on Facebook



Daisy Dexter Dobbs Thanks a million for sharing this, Lori, and for your kind words. Much appreciated. I hope you become a bestselling millionaire overnight after reading this sage asdvice. :D


I know, right?

Well I loaded my little book

on Kindle, All Romance, B&N and.... got the best sales in one day then I've had with any of my books previously.

There's only one reason for it. Her name is Susan Bodendo (aka Super Earthling, aka Daisy Dexter Dobbs, aka my new guardian angel). Becausee she wished me sales, only a few hours later, I got them.

Her Facebook message was like a magic 8 ball.

You can follow Susan on Facebook FOLLOW SUSAN OR GET A YEAST INFECTION IN BAD BAD PERSONAL PLACES  and she might send you a magic message too.

(You can follow her blog via the link on our sidebar.)

I do think Susan is very talented and although I can't credit her with all my sales success (which is limited success, as is) I do think the obvious connection between her message and my sales is obvious to anyone. She's magic. Deal with it.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

The Probably Not The Last Word About Noble

Bryl Tyne

Bryl Tyne was an editor with Noble and has written a blog post that is more eloquent and painful than anything I've read about this whole mess.

I'll reiterate that I had only one title with them and it wasn't a much beloved one, at that. But this... this is what happens when a publisher messes up and leaves people with unfulfilled promises.

And when Jill Noble called the people she was working with 'unprofessional' and 'trash', tell me what you think after reading what Bryl has to say.

YESTERDAY'S HEADLINE



Kipper Dale looks like she should have it all. As part of an ensemble cast on a top rated sitcom, Kipper has the perfect Hollywood pedigree with Marina Cash the movie star as a mother and bad boy rocker Remy Dale as a father.

But appearances can be deceiving. When she meets Easton Hurst, a muscular, pony-tailed restaurant owner, she begins to see herself and her world in a new light. As Hurst opens her heart, Kipper questons the facade her Hollywood life embraces and begins a journey to happiness in and out of the spotlight.

Furiously funny and seriously sensual, this book shows Hollywood as it's rarely seen.

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The cover was created by our lovely Lea, doing her thing as Elle's Designs.

Edited by Antonia Tiranth.

Formatted by yours truly.

Paperback edition available soon.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Stats

Well to anon who posted down below and said I only posted about Noble Romance to improve blog stats, I say well, it brought you here. Howevs, stats are high because obviously people are looking to find out anything they can about Noble.

Also, stats show other keywords include GoodRead bullies, Stacia, female orgasm videos (Carolyn, did we post videos of that? I don't remember), hot jism and ripping female orgasms.

Because I'm all about stats, let me include some new random words to rev up those search engines.

GEORGE CLOONEY NAKED ON THIS BLOG ONLY!

How to make one million dollars without leaving your chair.

NAKED ORLANDO BLOOM PICTURES!! (That one is for Lea.)

Two old farts have ripping orgasms on video while eating liver and onions. (That's for the foodie freaks out there.)

NAKED PICTURES OF LORI AND CAROLYN....  oh yeah, nobody wants to see those. It's like looking at different sized flesh colored beach balls.

FLESH COLORED BEACH BALLS!

Okay, that's my public service announcement for today. I have an appointment to go to now and I'm wearing my lucky bracelet.

Wish me luck. I need it.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Noble Romance Publishing... The End?

I'm certainly out of the loop and in general have tried to stay out of the Noble loop for ages but it looks as though the publisher has imploded and in a quick and messy way.

Jill Noble, the face of the house and editor in chief has quit. She apparently was working for her brother Jim and tried to buy him out and didn't, leading her to quit the house in one of the greatest flounces ever.


At this moment, I do not know what the owner's plans are, as far as the company's immediate future is concerned. I'm pretty sure he'll keep it up and running, in some form, so he can earn back some of his initial investment. I, on the other hand, only invested years of my life, my talent, my expertise, and my hard labor, and so I don't imagine there is any way I'll recoup my contribution. ;-) I'm not concerned about that, though. For me, this has always been a labor of love. I've met a lot of really wonderful, talented people (and let's face it - a few crazy ones, too, lol), and up until this past year, I never looked on my position here as a "job." Jobs are never this fun. To say I've enjoyed working with you sounds like such a cliche, but I promise you, it's true. I'm hoping many of you will want to keep in touch and maintain a friendship on some other level. On the bright side, I can now review your books without being accused of practicing favoritism.
 She went on to say :

I sincerely apologize for the fact that my parting ways with NRP will no doubt disrupt some of your lives, to one degree or another. I hope you're treated fairly; I believe you will be. You all have contracts; follow them to the letter, and you'll be fine.
I loved that. Follow your contracts to the letter... but the company doesn't have to?

Of course the minute she sent that out then the authors started talking. Suddenly we learn that royalties haven't been paid, promises about books in print weren't followed through. Emails have gone unanswered.

Then Jill's daughter, apparently another Noble executive came into the author's loop and demanded that the authors show loyalty to her departing mother by not discussing royalties or issues. Good authors don't discuss such things, it seems. When she was shot down it got momentarily not prettier.

Noble's new "face" Jim, the owner we didn't know there was, is not taking calls at this time. The person left as a contact for the authors isn't contacting back. And the author's loop was shut down.

My experiences with Noble weren't good. I contracted Hot Hexed and Bothered with them.  Far from my best book but definately my best title (hee hee). Anyway, the editor I was assigned never contacted me and we had a quick release date approaching so a new editor was assigned maybe two weeks before release.

That editor rewrote sections of my book (she just rewrote, no asking) and so I rewrote them back to what they were. I was assigned a new editor who sent me an email and said she didn't know anything about editing but she was there to be my publishing buddy and get me answers to any questions I had.

Then Jill wrote me a week before my release and said the book wasn't going to be released on time. I complained and she apologized and said they'd provide me some swag for giveaways to make up for it. Apparently she meant they'd provide pictures of swag because I never got a thing from them.

They released the book, it tanked, they released it as erotic romance even though there wasn't a single sex scene in it  *scratching head*.

Being in the author's loop with Noble it was easy to see that the business was being run like a club. Jill was the most popular girl and she promoted hard the people she liked. It was a clique and not a business, or so it seemed to me. And later Jill was offering an online workshop which lasted one lesson and then she dropped it and never mentioned it again. Flaky.

Anyway, so that was my experiences with Noble. It'll be interesting to see what happens next. But I'm not going to hold my breath for them. Unless they hire someone whose last name isn't Noble to run the business. Then they might have a fighting chance.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Television, Tits and Temptation

So last night was the 1,000 episode of RAW (thats wrestling entertainment) and my daughter and I watched and enjoyed it BIG time.

Speaking of big time enjoyment, the final match between John Cena and CM Punk saw Punk turn heel and at one point in the match when Cena was "knocked out" (not really, it's all scripted) he had a really apparent boner. It was just so out of place as to be terribly funny.

The Bachelorette had her finale and I think there might be a real relationship there. Emily was crushing so hard on Arie throughout but at the end she chose Jef, which was a smart move on her point. Arie was a temporary relationship but Jef is a forever kind of guy. And as a single mother, Jef was the one man there who was concerned about meeting Emily's daughter and having a chance to bond before a ring went on the finger.

Over on GoodReads there's more dramas flaring and of course authors being stupid. I can't believe these deluded asswipes. I mean... I know we're all wanting to be loved and admired but really? Really?

I loved over on DA on the thread that would not die the Shit-terly actually forced Jane into creating a way to block comments. It was brilliant. Yay Jane.

And maybe one day the Shit will get a clue and stop telling women to accept and embrace when men make them victims. But I don't think so.

Letters From Greece got a review on Amazon and the reviewer didn't like the cover and said so. That was the open mouthed kiss that Carol and I didn't like either.

Oh, and over at Noble Romance Publishing, Jill Noble has resigned from running the business. Apparently she was the editor in chief but there was a money man elsewhere and now the money man is taking over the business. I have only one book with them and would never publish with them again (so rinky-dink with their editors) but it's interesting. I love how the business is named after the person who's leaving.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Wow

Sally Ride died on Amelia Earhart's birthday.