Following in the tradition of inspirational romances
that inspire no one, no where
LOVE AT BARKENWALD
by me, some random Jewess
Based on a true story that I made up, and lots of serious research (my brother told me Hitler liked dogs).
Adolph Hitler was a man who was tortured
by his country, his fellow men, and those
damned Jews (not to mention the gypsies,
Catholics and homosexuals). All he wanted
was to experience a true love, a giving love,
the kind of love that can only be found between
the pages of a bible or in the long, wet tongue
of a German Shepherd.
Despite murdering eleven million people (but
six million were Jews and nobody really cares
since they're all Christ killers anyway)(and if God
wanted Jews to live, He would have made them
Christians like everyone here at Bethaninny
House) Adolph was alone. Until he saw the depth
of compassion in warm brown eyes and felt the
soft fur of companionship. A beautiful dog named
Heidi who understood the conflicted heart and
true beauty of The Final Solution and loved
poor Adolph as he tried to exterminate those damned
Kikes from existence.
"Heil Heidi, mein Shepherd girly. I have only killed three million of those damned Jews so far and feel inferior. I promised to rescue Germany from the large nosed, dark haired, good at money management and really scholarly non-believers in our Lord, Jesus Christ."
"Yes, that's right! I can mass murder them in unmarked graves and steal their possessions too."
"Yes Heidi, my good little Himmler, let us pray."
If you like this story, here at Bethaninny House we're also offering these other 'inspirational' romances:
A Civil Wrong: a compelling story of a racist, cross burning Ku Klux Klan member and the young black girl he hides in his basement and rapes until she accepts that she's dirty and kills herself in shame...
Crusadables: a Catholic priest in a dark moment of history kills and rapes every Jewish, Muslim and Christian woman he can find until a nice Christian girl convinces him to just kill the Jews and Muslims and do it in Jesus' name because nobody likes those damned Jews and Muslims anyway...
Yassar and Goldie, A True Love Story.
I shouldn't have to mention that this post is in response to Bethany Press and their awful Nazi romance. As a romance writer, I am appalled. As a romance reader, I am appalled. As a survivor of sexual abuse, I am appalled. And as a Jew, I am enraged and disgusted.