Give me 2 Oxy and a Margarita, please

This has been a very painful week. 

Last week Thursday I got 3 teeth extracted by Sweeney Todd, the Demon Dentist of Kinoole Street. The experience was horrific in every way: waiting an hour, having them all walk out before the first tooth was even complete to see another patient, having to be numbed twice and I swear he did something to my sinuses and horrific pain for a week following.

Now the mouth pain is finally starting to ease and my sinuses have gone crazy. I have hacked up enough mucus to create my own slime monster. And when I say hacked up: I mean, I don't cough it out or blow it out my nose. I vomit. Hunched over the sink or toilet gagging out stream after steam of phlegm. It's disgusting.

I've wasted over $50 on medication so far, trying to dry up the phlegm stream but instead worsening it. 

On a positive note however: my daughter asked me for a love spell. I am creating my ingredients now. I have everything I need but I need to change the form of some of it. Do I think it will be successful? Hell, no. A spell won't make someone love you. Nor should it. But my hope (my intention) is that there is probably someone in her friend group who already has those feelings for her. They're a group of baby lesbians who are all inexperienced. I hope to hell that maybe there's a connection there and some intention shining that way will help illuminate that.

I'm taking this spell very seriously. I'm a skeptic so my own mind isn't 100% believing that this anything more than play. But it's so interesting to figure out which herbs or dried flowers will add what, which fragrance or oil will layer on, what color candle to use? 

So my plan: to write Mollie's name on a bay leaf and the name of her "intended" on another. Burn a red candle. Speak my intention for Mollie to discover a passion with another who feels a passion toward her. Drip the candle wax on the two leaves and seal them.

In a small glass jar I'll put black salt (sea salt mixed with ashes, black pepper) in the bottom. Crushed rose petals. Rose oil. Rose quartz. Probably some lavender. Add the bay leaves. Seal the jar with the candle wax. Send it to Mollie.

But first a nap. Right now I'm burning Dragon's Blood incense to create ashes. Smells great.

Love y'all. Stay safe. It's a man's world which bodes ill for women.